Dad Jokes Daily Calendar 2020

A year’s worth of jokes to make every dad the king of guffaws, groans, and chuckles in your house!

Help is on the way for dads everywhere who are in need of groaners, puns, and one-liners to expand their jokeabulary. Each page of this daily desktop calendar includes a joke that will make people guffaw (or cringe) when Dad enters the room with his newest zinger, such as...
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree? A: “It’s been nice gnawing you.”
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house, but the kids still get in.
Wife: I thought we agreed on three beers and be home by ten. Husband: I’m sorry, honey, I always get those two mixed up.

Un an de glume pentru a-l face pe fiecare tata sa fie regele gafaielilor, gemetelor si chicotelilor din casa ta! Ajutorul este pe cale ca taticii de pretutindeni care au nevoie de gemete, de jocuri de cuvinte si de liniste sa-si extinda jocul. Fiecare pagina a acestui calendar zilnic de pe desktop include o gluma care ii va face pe oameni sa gafaie (sau sa se zgarie) cand tata intra in camera cu cel mai nou zinger, precum ... I: Ce i-a spus castorul arborelui?