Advice from a Blob

Hello humans, my name’s Lennnie, I’m a little blob that was sent by the book Gods to come check on you. So, let’s get into it shall we?

Buna, oameni buni, ma numesc Lennnie, sunt un mic blob care a fost trimis de Zeii cartii sa vina sa va verifice. Deci, hai sa intram in asta, nu?