Cowfolk's Guide to Getting Older

Judge Roy English has probably seen or heard it all in his courtroom. And now that he is retired and getting a little older, his country wisdom appeals to all who've had a few "senior moments" or who refuse to just sit back and grow old gracefully.

Hard-won and universal wisdom from the ranch for those folks gittin' up in years.

Gems include:

"Don't spread your blanket where a cat's been diggin'." "It don't take a very big man to carry a grudge." "Every path has some puddles." "When I am an old coot I will go to the Dairy Queen and dip my dentures in the hot fudge when the waitress isn't looking." Roy English is the author of several Western humor titles. In his former lives, he was a state legislator and a court judge. He lives in Texas.

Judecatorul Roy English probabil ca a vazut sau a auzit totul in sala sa de judecata. Si acum, cand este pensionar si devine putin mai in varsta, intelepciunea sa de tara ii atrage pe toti cei care au avut cateva „momente de varsta” sau care refuza sa se aseze si sa imbatraneasca gratios. oamenii acestia se ridica de-a lungul anilor. Bijuteriile includ: „Nu va imprastiati patura acolo unde a pisicat o pisica”. - Nu este nevoie de un barbat foarte mare pentru a purta ranchiuna. „Fiecare carare are niste balti”. „Cand sunt batrana, voi merge la Dairy Queen si imi voi infunda protezele in fudge fierbinte cand chelnerita nu se uita”. Roy English este autorul mai multor titluri de umor occidental.