Dear Dumb Diary #6: The Problem with Here Is That it's Where I'm From

Everyone's favorite Mackerel Middle-Schooler, Jamie Kelly, is back with another hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice) diary!

There's a new girl in at Mackerel Middle School.

Colette is friendly, fabulous, smart, totally talented, and an all-around amazing individual. She is more brilliantly diabolical than Isabella, as blindly loyal as Stinker, and even harder-to-resist than Angeline. It's enough to make Jamie throw up a little. And Jamie just can't help but wonder: Is it humanly possible for a girl to be more perfectly perfect than the most perfect girl in the world?

Jamie Kelly, scoala gimnaziala preferata a tuturor, se intoarce cu un alt jurnal hilar, candid (si uneori nu atat de dragut)! Exista o fata noua la Scoala Gimnaziala Mackerel. Colette este prietenoasa, fabuloasa, inteligenta, total talentata si un individ uimitor din toate punctele de vedere. Este mai genial diabolica decat Isabella, la fel de orbitoare loiala ca Stinker si chiar mai greu de rezistat decat Angeline.