Dear Dumb Diary: Am I the Princess or the Frog?

Jamie's best friend is planning to display a picture of Jamie next to her disgustingly stinky beagle, as part of a project to show how pets look like their people. Gee, thanks. And her mum, in a twisted plot created by the school dinner ladies, has been asked to cook meatloaf for the whole school.

Cel mai bun prieten al lui Jamie planuieste sa afiseze o poza cu Jamie langa beagle-ul ei dezgustator de puturos, ca parte a unui proiect pentru a arata cum arata animalele de companie cu oamenii lor. Doamne, multumesc.