Finding Mr Perfectly Fine

Last week I turned 29. Along with the usual homemade Victoria sponge, helium balloon and Selfridges gift vouchers, my Mum 's birthday present to me was the threat that if I'm not engaged by my 30th birthday, she's sending me off to the Motherland to find a fresh- from-the-Desh husband.

Saptamana trecuta am implinit 29 de ani. Pe langa obisnuitul burete Victoria de casa, balonul cu heliu si tichetele cadou Selfridges, cadoul de ziua mamei pentru mine a fost amenintarea ca, daca nu ma logodesc pana la 30 de ani de nastere, ea ma trimite la Patria-mama sa gaseasca un sot proaspat din Desh.