Great Recipees for Pot-Heads Livin on There Own by Dickhead Dave

“But I can’t cook! I hear you sob. I can’t even boil an egg! Fear not – this book will show you how. This is a recipee book wiv a difference. In the middle you’ll find a hole section devoted to learnin how to cook, told in simple, easy-to-follow steps what even Donald Trump could understand (on a good day). And none of yer poncy condom-blur shit – nosh you can actchilly eat!”
DICKHEAD DAVE

“One of the funniest books I’ve ever read!”
THE GAY NEWSAGENT IN KEMPTOWN

“A dazzling roller-coaster ride of laughter, tears
and heartfelt humanity.”
POGOSTICK POGSON

“I still ain’t read it.”
ROB THE KNOB

“A fuckin pile of old poo!”
MAD MICK McGREGOR

“Shockingly shite!”
DAILY MAIL

„Dar nu pot sa gatesc! Te aud plangand.