If You Had To

From the creators of the bestselling game DRUNK STONED OR STUPID. IF YOU HAD TO, WOULD YOU... #1 Sleep in a bucket OR #228 Have all children under the age of 6 trying to kill you #249 Ride an anteater while you (and the anteater) are on meth OR #94 Have Martha Stewart baste you like a turkey #159 Maintain eye contact with your best friends whenever they have sex OR #237 Be able to talk to animals but they all hate you