My Name Is Cool

When I was born, I kept my eyes squeezed shut so tightly that my mum called me Mr. Magoo from a cartoon she loved. My dad said I was going to be bilingual, like him, so he called me El Senor Magoo.

Cand m-am nascut, mi-am tinut ochii inchisi atat de strans incat mama mi-a numit domnul Magoo dintr-un desen animat pe care-l iubea.