Nanny Ogg's Cookbook

'They say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach which just goes to show they're as confused about anatomy as they gen'rally are about everything else, unless they're talking about instructions on how to stab him, in which case a better way is up and under the ribcage.

,,Se spune ca drumul spre inima unui om trece prin stomac, ceea ce arata ca sunt la fel de confuzi in privinta anatomiei ca, in general, in privinta oricarui alt lucru, cu exceptia cazului in care vorbesc despre instructiuni despre cum sa-l injunghii, caz in care o cale mai buna ar fi in sus si pe sub cutia toracica."