There Is No Dog

In the beginning there was Bob. And Bob created the heavens and the earth and the beasts of the field and the creatures of the sea, and twenty-five million other species including lots and lots of gorgeous girls. And all of this, he created in just six days. Six days! Congratulations, Bob! No wonder Earth is such a mess.

La inceput a fost Bob. Si Bob a creat cerurile si pamantul si fiarele campului si creaturile marii si alte douazeci si cinci de milioane de specii, inclusiv o multime de fete superbe.